We asked seven women to share the absolute worst locations they’ve had sex and why they’d never do it again. Spoiler alert: Stay away from water.

IN PUBLIC

“When I lived in Chicago, I thought it would be fun to have sex in public places. In the middle of the night, we were walking along a path next to Lake Michigan. We chose a spot on the pavement and started getting after it. It was awkward, painful, and ended with him fingering me for five minutes while I watched garbage wash up on shore. Definitey not a turn on.” —M. L., 28

IN A PARKING LOT

“In high school, my boyfriend and I had sex in his minivan with the seats down in a Best Buy parking lot. After we steamed up the windows, we heard a knock on the door and saw a light. It was a cop. He saw both of us naked and told us to move the car.” —L.D., 27

IN A HOT TUB

“Hot tubs are not actually a sensual place to have sex, at all. It is a great place to getbacterial vaginosis, though.” —Maria R., 30

THE CHILDHOOD BED

“A bunk bed—just no.” —H. T., 26

ON A BOAT

“The worst place I’ve had sex was a boat. It’s wobbly, it smelled like urine, and there was so much sand involved. Never again.” —J. H., 33

IN A HOTEL BATHTUB

“I attempted to surfboard’ Beyoncé style in a hotel bathtub with my boyfriend (that’sreverse cowgirl in a tub). Forty-eight hours later, I got the worst UTI of my life. So. Much. Blood. I’m still worried about all the gross stuff that was probably in the bath water. Ew.” —A. E., 26

IN A HOTEL BATHTUB

“I attempted to surfboard’ Beyoncé style in a hotel bathtub with my boyfriend (that’sreverse cowgirl in a tub). Forty-eight hours later, I got the worst UTI of my life. So. Much. Blood. I’m still worried about all the gross stuff that was probably in the bath water. Ew.” —A. E., 26
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We asked seven women to share the absolute worst locations they’ve had sex and why they’d never do it again. Spoiler alert: Stay away from water. IN PUBLIC “When I lived in Chicago, I thought it would be fun to have sex in public places. In the middle of the night,...